No fluff. No fortune cookie vibes. Just grounded astrology, cosmic insight, and the occasional thunderbolt of truth.
Ever wanted to ask the universe a direct question? I’m building a place for you to do just that. Whether it’s “Should I quit my job?” or “Is Mercury just being rude?”, you’ll soon be able to drop your burning questions here — and get a dose of insight (and attitude) from the Storm.
I'm C.J. "Storm" Gausvik - IT Director, USMC Vet, Musician, DJ, Martial Artist, and lifelong student of "all things Metaphysical" especially Astrology. For well over a decade, I ran Stormnet.net (AKA the original "Storm's Astrology") before stepping away. Now, I’m back with better tools, sharper insight, and absolutely no time for astrological "fluff". That's just not what we "DO" here.
From the Moon’s shifting moods to Mercury’s sideways maneuvers, the skies are always stirring. Whether you’re feeling energized, unfocused, or just plain weird — odds are, something celestial’s poking you.
Soon you'll be able to book personal readings, download custom reports, and ask me anything. First slots will go to the mailing list.